I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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