Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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