I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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