no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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