with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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