I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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