I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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