I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
it hurts more in the daytime
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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