Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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