You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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