One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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