I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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