I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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