In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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