whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My first STD was from a foam party
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
