You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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