You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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