How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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