woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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