We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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