I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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