did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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