I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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