All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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