I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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