He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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