MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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