"it" just moved
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
