we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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