I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
