i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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