Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
