Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
