We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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