dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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