I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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