all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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