shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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