everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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