Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Randomize
