dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It was like giving head to a cactus.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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