yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Randomize