i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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