god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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