My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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