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Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just had sex on a roof
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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