At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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