Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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