This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think my vagina is haunted
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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