talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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