You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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