my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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