i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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