I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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