Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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