I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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